Bromantasy 9780008827472 Paperback

Schitts CreekmeetsThe Princess Bride, in this adorable cozy fantasy, perfect for fans ofLegends and LattesandThe Baby Dragon Cafe!’Hilarious and heartfelt’JAMIE PACTON’Bromantasyasks the age old question of Fellas, is it gay to pine after your homie for a decade before having to confront it while on a magical quest?’ ‘Chock full of cosiness, fun, found family, skincare mishaps, and totally platonic wrestling with a bro that Juniper definitely doesnt want to kiss’AUGUST BLOOM’Part quest shenanigans, part squabbling royals, part part found family, and fully queer delight’ ‘A deliciously cozy fantasy romp’REBECCA PODOSTwo heroes. One brain cell.Fellas, is it OK to kiss your bff while on a quest through the forest youre unqualified for?Juniper OReilly is good at only two things: demolishing a pint of mead and finding the perfect skincare routine. Everything else taking care of the farm, bartering for goods, any sort of manual labour falls to Junipers best friend, the absurdly capable, endlessly patient Mo Elmthorn.But when Juniper accidentally volunteers them both for a quest to kill a fearsome monster, he knows hes finally gotten in over his head. Juniperhatescamping, hehatesthe dark, and theresno wayall these foraged mushrooms are going to sit well in his stomach. One thing hedoesnthate? How good Mos thighs look in his questing pants he doesnt havetimeto think about that, though, with a monster to hunt and their futures on the line.But monsters come in all shapes and sizes. When Juniper and Mo realize that the terrifying beast theyve sworn to kill is just a scared little girl torn from her family, theyre off to find not only the true villain of the story, but maybe even a happy ending.Thou must read if thou cherish:????Totally platonic best friends that just happen to enjoy wrestling with each other ???? Idiots to lovers???? Golden retriever x black cat energy???? Cosy fantasy worlds???? Impossible quests???? Dragons (both fearsome and cute)???? Laugh-out-loud romancesReaders are ENCHANTED byBromantasy:’Purecomedy gold’ ‘Down baddimwits-to-lovers, chock full of lamentable yearning, dragon halflings, pants on fire, and locally sourced lard for moisturization. Legolas and Gimli walked so these queer DINKWACs could run’ ‘A campy, queer romantasy that delivershumor, heart, and ahappily ever afterwithout taking itself too seriously’ ‘Delightfulandhilarious’ ‘The storyline isso much fun, and thecharacters are easily lovable’ ‘Arollicking good time’ ‘Silly andwhimsical’ ‘AHHH this book was absolutelyhilariousfunny,snarkyandentertaining’